"Never set up a company selling posters and diet books and toy soldiers based on himself. Never sold lingerie. Never became a prostitute."

( Oh, Alan Moore, you won't return Zach Fuck You Visionary Director Snyder's calls - but you will subsidize this? You nazi prostitute, you! )

APPARENTLY MR. DAVID CALLED ME THIS MORNING AT 6:30 (WTH?) BUT I ONLY JUST GOT THE MESSAGE THAT --- THAT MY RORSCHACH FIGURINE IS IN AT MINOTAUR! WORDS, NOT EVEN RORSCHY-BE-PURPLED WORDS, CAN EXPRESS MY JOY RIGHT NOW. SERIOUS DEEP BONE HAPPY TREMORS GOING ON OVER HERE, PEOPLE. *TREMBLES*


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Please excuse my language and caps but...

OH MY GOD DIRECTOR'S CUT!!! CRAPPY PRE-FX AND BEHIND THE SCENES QUALITY BUT OMG THE DIRECTOR'S CUT IS GOING SO ROCK SO HARD! AND DID Y'ALL HEAR IT MIGHT BE GETTING A LIMITED CINEMA RELEASE?!

Flaily extracts to be found here - you must watch!1:44 - hilarious! Jaaaaaackie, I hope you didn't graze your knees ( Read more... )

I need a can of this. Stat.

Also? Hurm. KAPLOW! Yes. I have regressed to all of eight years old. And guess what else? I AM EATING BEANS OUT OF THE FUCKING TIN. WITH A SPORK. Put that in your pipe and smoke it, Mr Nutrition.


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Dearest, darling Rorschy in Victorian England. My two favourite snacks, "Nuts and Gum: Together At Last!"

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Okay, so I was kind of developing a crush on Rorschach anyway (The Comedian is so brazen in his gorgeousness, but it was the melty mask man's scenes that were really stuck in my mind - the incredible mime-like *control* he had over his body - his gravelly vocal cords...*takes a long drink of iced-water*) and now, having finally read the novel I'm ( Read more... )

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For those of you who don't know the song - it goes like this.


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